Note this was a forward I recieved and thought it was pretty funny. Not to be taken seriously (obviously) as it is satire…

Religious Views of Life

Taoism - Shit happens.
Confucianism- Confucius says, shit happens.
Buddhism- If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.
Zen- What is the shound of shit happening?
Hinduism- This shit happened before.
Islam- If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism- Let shit happen to someone else.
Catholicisim- If shit happens you deserve it.
Judaism- Why does this shit always happen to us?
Atheism- I don’t believe this shit.
Agnosticism- What is this shit?