A couple nights ago we called the cops on our neighbors. We heard crashing banging, swearing, yelling, shouting and our wall was shaking from the banging on the wall. It sounded like they were killing each other. I thought it was a couple that lived next door and the guy was beating his wife, but there could possibly have been another man there.

The cops came and asked us a few questions. They asked us what we heard and who lived there. We weren’t able to tell them exactly who lived there since neither of us really gotten a good look or seen these neighbors. Caroline told them that she thought it was a man and a woman that lived there but didn’t know exactly what the woman looked like. They kept asking me for her description, but couldn’t give them one. Then they asked if she was masculine or feminine looking. In my mind I was like, “What relevancy does that have?”

I then went to get the building super with one of the cops.
Police: Who lives in that apartment?
Super: 2 guys
Police: 2 guys? Are you sure it’s not 1 guy and a another guy trying to be a girl?
Super: Yeah….. THAT.

So I live next door to a guy and a transvestite. Turns out they might get evicted since they weren’t able to produce ID for the police. I think they might have been taken to the station also. If they can’t produce ID they can’t prove that they’re suppose to live there since they can’t show that their name is on the lease. Man, only in New York… only in the Village for that matter… quite humorous if you ask me.

Honestly, I don’t really care who lives next door, as long as they don’t make noise or create drama. You could be an extra-terrestrial with a huge green head, and I wouldn’t care, as long as you don’t make noise at 2AM or vaccum at 8 in the morning on a weekend.